Monday, January 17, 2011

PoETry in jOkEs......

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then ~

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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When urlife is in darkness pray to God

Ask him to free u from darkness

And if after you pray

And you're still in darkness,

Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!